- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

who is mark

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

I'm gay. No homo.

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