What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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