I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

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