- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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