Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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We are lawyers

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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