- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Male penises.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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