Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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