Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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