What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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fruit salad?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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