Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

FUCK YOU NEVEN

guess what? chicken butt.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Knock Knock.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What's a small person? A midget

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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