- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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