Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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5

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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