There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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