Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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