- Anti Joke

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I ponder

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork