So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What's 4+7 47

what time is it? 3:16

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Ham sandwich

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Spell: “This word”

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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