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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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