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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Ted Haggard.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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