- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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