What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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