Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Women's sports.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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