- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

A russian gives away vodka.

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