What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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