What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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women's rights.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Cows go moo.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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