- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

I saw a poor man named rich

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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