q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

A new restaurant KKKcake

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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