- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

1 + 1 = 3

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

dead battery come on down

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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