A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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British Dentistry

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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