There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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