- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

A man made a sandwich.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

fruit salad?

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

im black

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