two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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eloise dey.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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