- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

im black

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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