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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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