Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Women's rights...

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What's 4+7 47

68

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

what time is it? 3:16

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Ham sandwich

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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