Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

KKK

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

monkey sponge

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

poo

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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