- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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