What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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The Pope

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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I enjoy anal.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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