- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Republicans

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Knock Knock! Come in.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Wombat monkey juice.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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