What's big and fat? An obese man.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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