I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

I am a n1gger.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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