What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What's worse than cancer? Death.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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