The Braves win the N.L. east

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An asian without a future.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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