- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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