- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

whoa there

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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