Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Vagina ass.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Thumbs this down

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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