If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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