Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

How do you spell eight? 8

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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