Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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I can't see my forehead

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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knock knock. come in.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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