two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Comedy.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Republicans

Woman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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