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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What do you call a black priest? Father

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Knock knock Come In.......

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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