- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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