- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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