- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A ginger was with his friends

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

I ponder

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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