Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

women's rights.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Cows go moo.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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