What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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nba live 13

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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