- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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