what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Yes.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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