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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

I am a n1gger.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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