- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Wombat monkey juice.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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