Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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