Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

my whole life!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Thanks

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

guess what chicken butt

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