- Anti Joke

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.