Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Civil Rights.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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