Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

banana

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Women.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A new restaurant KKKcake

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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