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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A ginger was with his friends

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A walrus walks into a bar

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

I ponder

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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