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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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