First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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