- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

vbh

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