i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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