-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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