- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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