How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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I am a n1gger.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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