What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

I ponder

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Pickles

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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