Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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